oh my God don't just say that ( what if people hear read it??? )
they were real but like I haven't done anything like that in decades and I know I fumbled a lot too, even with you being patient with me
I just I'm not sure why you would want to stop that stuff now, but if that's what you'd prefer, I was just trying to say that I'd understand why you might want that, even if it wasn't for a challenge
oh, i meant that like a challenge to sexually frustrate you or something but not forever??? like, teasing someone until they want it really bad, then it feels better when you finally get it i dunno, i wasn't thinking that hard about it see, this is what i mean with the dumb shit i didn't know you'd take it that way
i don't wanna stop having sex with you not for real you can't get better at anything without trying at it a bunch first, so who gives a fuck about fumbling i'm telling you, the hottest part to me is when i can get you to make those fuckin noises and saying my name like that i'm not gonna be disappointed unless i think you hated ME
( alex is just texting stuff like it's okay to just talk about the intricacies of sex, and bucky is doing his best to not throw his phone through the wall. he needs to pause repeatedly as he replies to remind himself that this is probably normal now. communication is the in thing, right? so. so.
not that it stops him from turning red as he's typing back. )
it's not dumb! that would be really really fun I think I'm just not used to talking about anything like this at all it kind of wasn't really a thing sex was just sex making babies and you just do it the same way cause you're not supposed to talk about it or well you're supposed to feel ashamed when you talk about it look I'm just I'd like it okay so it's not dumb and you're not dumb I'm just not that smart maybe
that's the stuff I like most when I'm with you too the reactions you have and saying my name the way that you do I could never hate you, Alexander you're stuck with me
dead ass it wasn't just making babies though not that i've got the whole eye-witness account but gay people have been fucking around for like forever literally lol you know all that shit in egypt where it's like "these two dudes lived in the same house and shared everything and they left everything to each other when they died, and they got put in the pyramid the married couple way but that was probably a mistake because they were like brothers"? those dudes HAD to be fucking anyway nah i get what you mean though it's not like people today aren't still kinda like that the ashamed of talking about it thing you're not dumb, i just say shit without thinking about how it sounds sometimes i'm dumb
good, i wanna be stuck with you i love you, james thanks for putting up with me
well yeah I know people have been fucking around forever but I'm like the most stereotypical white guy from the 30s so why would I do that? you're not dumb stop it if anyone's dumb about this it's definitely me, not you I'm the moron who never questioned his preferences because I had it too good
I love you too okay so goddamn fucking much I'm not even sure I'm doing any of this right spending time with you is something I love though not something I put up with
well, yknow recognizing your privilege is the first step nah but really like i'm sorry i stressed you out just gotta be more straight-forward in sex talk or gay-forward lol
aw shit dude i'm gonna cry i hope this means my birthday present is gonna be lit as fuck
[ he was feeling too many emotions and had to run and do a kickflip over them. ]
I mean I was always aware of it I was never not aware of it when your best friend is someone like Steve, you think about a lot of that stuff more than most just don't expect me to know what it means to be anything else automatically is gay-forward a real thing or a pun?
I hope you like it truly if it's not good though I can always get you something else
i don't wanna say you guys had that "two dudes in the pyramid" vibe but i guess you've found enough smut about yourself to know huh and no, i made up gay-forward i think
there's nothing you could get me that'd be disappointing you could get me fuckin soap and i'd love it like "damn, james looked at limoncello and thought of me"
it makes me uncomfortable the stuff people have written about me and Steve Steve apparently doesn't really care but I guess I always thought more about that stuff than he did so maybe that's just my problem
well I would want you to really love it and not just be like here is this random thing he got me and I love that he got me anything
yeah i bet it would like, if people had conspiracy theories about me and erika being an item it'd be fucking weird so, i dunno i don't think it's wrong to care though you want people to see you how you are
look, i trust you that you've got some great thing going on but i'm just saying even if it was soap, i'd love that soap, dead ass
I don't know what kind of spice things are in now I just only know Old Spice being the spicy thing
God I don't even know the name of my aftershave... some cheap thing I found that I barely use
( he mostly just smells like cheap soap instead. but ocean-y since that's apparently what the industry thinks men smell like. ocean-y or woods-y or like some sort of dirt or leather. it changes sometimes depending on what's on sale. )
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you're not stupid, sillyI adore that brain of yours and wouldn't be with you if you wereI promisewowawful
guess I'd just have to call you every time so you would have to listen to what you're doing instead of staying a safe distance away from itno subject
good 🙂
i say some of the dumbest shut sometimes i'm afraid you think i'm a fuckin idiot lmao
anyway: fuck yeah you'd have to call me. how am i supposed to know if it's working or not??
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I say dumb shit toodo you think I'm stupid?
damn you'd still do it even if I didn't call though rightjust make me suffer without even being there for me to hear?no subject
i don't think you say dumb shit though
yeah
if you didn't say anything i'd have to assume something wasn't working, so i'd need to try again
🙂
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I definitely doI think you just
turn it into something cool somehow in your head maybe
omfg you'd kill menot literally but likewell also maybe literally eventuallyno subject
i think you say cheesy shit sometimes but that's not dumb
you're just being you, yknow
i like it
but anyway like
bro imagine if you died of sexual frustration instead of
i dunno
aliens or some shit
it'd be pretty funny huh lmao
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you're sweetI'm gladI mean I think the fact that I functionally haven't had to worry about it much for this long probably means that wouldn't actually happen to anyonebut I am glad I'm being picked last anymoreno subject
is that a challenge???
or are you sad about aliens, i can't tell 🤔
*glad I'm not being picked last anymore
who'd believe me even if I did?it's just a you and me thingno one else needs to know shit
wow neither?I meanif I didn't do a good job, I'd understand
sorryno subject
what are you even talking about
why do you think you didn't do a good job?
because i didn't think you could do drugs
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huh?umnever mindsorry
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why do you think you were bad?
i had a great time dude
you liking it was the most important part to me, so unless you were bullshitting all those noises....
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oh my God don't just say that( what if peoplehearread it??? )they were real but like I haven't done anything like that in decades and I know I fumbled a lot too, even with you being patient with meI justI'm not sure why you would want to stop that stuff now, but if that's what you'd prefer, I was just trying to say that I'd understand why you might want that, even if it wasn't for a challenge
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a challenge to sexually frustrate you or something
but not forever???
like, teasing someone until they want it really bad, then it feels better when you finally get it
i dunno, i wasn't thinking that hard about it
see, this is what i mean with the dumb shit
i didn't know you'd take it that way
i don't wanna stop having sex with you
not for real
you can't get better at anything without trying at it a bunch first, so who gives a fuck about fumbling
i'm telling you, the hottest part to me is when i can get you to make those fuckin noises and saying my name like that
i'm not gonna be disappointed unless i think you hated ME
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not that it stops him from turning red as he's typing back. )
it's not dumb! that would be reallyreally fun
I think
I'm just not used to talking about anything like thisat all
it kind of wasn't really a thingsex was just sexmaking babies
and you just do it the same way cause you're not supposed to talk about it
or well you're supposed to feel ashamed when youtalk about it
look
I'm justI'd like it okay so it's not dumb and you're not dumb I'm just not that smart maybe
that's the stuff I like most when I'm with you toothe reactions you have andsaying my name
the way that you do
I could never hate you, Alexanderyou're stuck with meno subject
it wasn't just making babies though
not that i've got the whole eye-witness account but gay people have been fucking around for like forever
literally lol
you know all that shit in egypt where it's like "these two dudes lived in the same house and shared everything and they left everything to each other when they died, and they got put in the pyramid the married couple way but that was probably a mistake because they were like brothers"?
those dudes HAD to be fucking
anyway
nah i get what you mean though
it's not like people today aren't still kinda like that
the ashamed of talking about it thing
you're not dumb, i just say shit without thinking about how it sounds sometimes
i'm dumb
good, i wanna be stuck with you
i love you, james
thanks for putting up with me
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well yeah I know people have been fucking around forever but I'm likethe most stereotypical white guy from the 30s so why would I do that?
you're not dumbstop it
if anyone's dumb about this it's definitely me, not youI'm the moron who never questioned his preferences because I had it too goodI love you too okayso goddamn fucking much I'm not even sure I'm doing any of this rightspending time with you is something I love thoughnot something I put up with
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recognizing your privilege is the first step
nah but really like
i'm sorry i stressed you out
just gotta be more straight-forward in sex talk
or gay-forward
lol
aw shit dude i'm gonna cry
i hope this means my birthday present is gonna be lit as fuck
[ he was feeling too many emotions and had to run and do a kickflip over them. ]
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I mean I was always aware of itI was never not aware of it
when your best friend is someone like Steve, you think about a lot of that stuff more than mostjust don't expect me to know what it means to be anything else automaticallyis gay-forward a real thing or a pun?I hope you like ittruly
if it's not good though I can always get you something elseno subject
i guess you've found enough smut about yourself to know huh
and no, i made up gay-forward
i think
there's nothing you could get me that'd be disappointing
you could get me fuckin soap and i'd love it
like "damn, james looked at limoncello and thought of me"
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it makes me uncomfortablethe stuff people have written about me and Steve
Steve apparently doesn't really care butI guess I always thought more about that stuff than he did so maybe that's just my problemwell I would want you to really love it and not just be like here is this random thing he got me and I love that he got me anythingno subject
like, if people had conspiracy theories about me and erika being an item it'd be fucking weird
so, i dunno
i don't think it's wrong to care though
you want people to see you how you are
look, i trust you that you've got some great thing going on
but i'm just saying
even if it was soap, i'd love that soap, dead ass
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Erika's your best friend, then?I dobut I'm also a public figure so it's not exactly something I can control regardless
it's not soapI can't ruin your Old Spice-y sort of smell anyway
I love how you smell with all of it mixed togetherno subject
you'll meet her some time
pretty sure she's the nicest person on earth so
my old spice-y smell?
yeah that's the charcoal flavored body wash
uhhh volcano
[yes this man just called a scent a flavor 🤦♀️]
my cologne is viktor & rolf spicebomb though
if you need to know what to spray on your pillow to think of me 😏
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I don't know what kind of spice things are in nowI just only know Old Spice being the spicy thing
God I don't even know the name of my aftershave...some cheap thing I found
that I barely use
( he mostly just smells like cheap soap instead. but ocean-y since that's apparently what the industry thinks men smell like. ocean-y or woods-y or like some sort of dirt or leather. it changes sometimes depending on what's on sale. )
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