well however you feel don't sic anymore birds on me i looked it up and i think it was a mockingbird if it comes after me again i'll give it something to mock about i fucking swear
yeah and that's what I thought the implication was so I was asking if it was a kink thing????
I'm so confused
look it's not that bad and big repellent exists okay like please go camping with me I would actually love to do that with you but only if you have fun if you hate it, it's fine, I get it, we never have to go back okay
yeah i think i got distracted by the whole spirit thing as a concept
i was serious though yknow if it's something you really like i wanna try it maybe you'll change my mind about it and if not, yknow we'll have a cool story about boning in the woods
nah maybe like streaks you'd have a flower crown though
i don't hate swimming but i have this recurring dream about drowning so going into open water for no reason isn't in my top ten relaxing activities i'm not saying you can't, i'll just chill on the shoreline sorry i'm a killjoy
( it's the first thought he has, and he sends that before realizing. )
shit sorry that's not relevant I was just remembering sorry
yeah that's what I thought it might've been doesn't have to be open water there are shallows, if you wanted to soak your feet and I'm gonna be your pool noodle, remember? I won't let anything happen even in the shallows, okay?
you're not a killjoy it's only fun if it's fun for the both of us, darling I mean it when I say I love you
no dude it's okay you wanna make flower crowns? daisy chains? whatever the fuck? we can fuckin make some sick ass flower chains 🌸🌼🌺🌼🌸
welllll maybe if it's just the shallows and you're gonna be my pool noodle but if i drown, i'm gonna be a ghost and never stop giving you shit, just so you know
i love you too i just don't wanna be the reason you don't get to do shit you like
sure if you want I might be a bit rusty but I think I still remember how to make them decently enough
if you drown from being one foot in the water I'd be impressed tbh but I won't let it happen, okay? and if it gets bad, we can stop and do something else
I mean I can always go by myself? so it's not like you're really preventing me from that even if you held me at gunpoint, I'd probably just go do it eventually anyway
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I meanthat just sounds more like you need more experience with tents
tbh
wow and here I was thinking you were actually a landsharkI've been bamboozled and now I don't know how to feelno subject
wasn't for me
well however you feel
don't sic anymore birds on me
i looked it up and i think it was a mockingbird
if it comes after me again i'll give it something to mock about i fucking swear
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ohI like camping
I mean I think even a mockingbird has its limits on what it can imitate but I'm sure it'd appreciate the effort toono subject
it sounds like you know how to put together a tent and everything
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well yeahhad to do that shit during the war
if you don't like nature, then it's not really going to work though I guessno subject
right
yeah
i dunno maybe i just haven't had the right nature
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theright
nature
?????
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nature with you in it
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you make it sound like I'm some kind of forest spirit or some shitno subject
oh shit are you my totoro
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what( he checks google. )
wait waitis THIS a kink thing???
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idk??? you're the one that brought up trees being a kink??no subject
i thought we were gonna go camping and bone in the woods
maybe not though, not if there's gonna be bugs and shit
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yeah and that's what I thought the implication was so I was asking if it was a kink thing????I'm so confusedlook it's not that bad and big repellent exists okay likeplease go camping with meI would actually love to do that with you but only if you have fun
if you hate it, it's fine, I get it, we never have to go back okayno subject
as a concept
i was serious though yknow
if it's something you really like i wanna try it
maybe you'll change my mind about it
and if not, yknow
we'll have a cool story about boning in the woods
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rightprobably just
fantasizing about me being a wood nymph
I get it
I mean I would like to hope than more than just the boning happening butsure
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like you as you only also a wood nymph
not... as an anime cat raccoon thing
well what fun camping activities do you have in mind
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what's a wood nymph like? can't say I really know other than general assumptionhiking? swimming toomaking snacks by the firestargazinglove starsno subject
i was just imagining you as you but maybe with green hair or something
i'm not swimming
the other stuff is good though
stars are fuckin sick dude
i love space
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green hair!what, with twigs and braids and all that nonsense?you don't like swimming?yeah me toolove spacelove youno subject
you'd have a flower crown though
i don't hate swimming
but i have this recurring dream about drowning so
going into open water for no reason isn't in my top ten relaxing activities
i'm not saying you can't, i'll just chill on the shoreline
sorry i'm a killjoy
love you too
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I used to make daisy chains for Becca( it's the first thought he has, and he sends that before realizing. )
shitsorry that's not
relevant
I was just rememberingsorryyeah that's what I thought it might've beendoesn't have to be open waterthere are shallows, if you wanted to soak your feet
and I'm gonna be your pool noodle, remember? I won't let anything happen even in the shallows, okay?you're not a killjoyit's only fun if it's fun for the both of us, darling
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you wanna make flower crowns? daisy chains? whatever the fuck?
we can fuckin make some sick ass flower chains 🌸🌼🌺🌼🌸
welllll
maybe
if it's just the shallows
and you're gonna be my pool noodle
but if i drown, i'm gonna be a ghost and never stop giving you shit, just so you know
i love you too
i just don't wanna be the reason you don't get to do shit you like
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sure if you wantI might be a bit rusty but I think I still remember how to make them decently enough
if you drown from being one foot in the water I'd be impressed tbhbut I won't let it happen, okay?and if it gets bad, we can stop and do something elseI meanI can always go by myself? so it's not like you're really preventing me from that
even if you held me at gunpoint, I'd probably just go do it eventually anywayI like the wildernessit's quiet
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