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yeah yeah, you better wear it

what the fuck? i don't drool in my sleep 😤

[ even as he says that, he knows the truth 😭 ]

yeah, but i know what traffic sounds like. i hear some sk-sk-sk noise? the fuck is that? it could be anything
good thing i'll have you around to protect me from spiders or coyotes or whatever the fuck while i'm trying to sleep in this peaceful silence

I'll wear it proudly 😊

uh huh sure

I'll point out what the sounds are
it's really not that bad, honest

I hope you don't end up hating it though

well, for what it's worth
i hate pretty much everything, but it's hard to hate things when i'm with you

oh
shucks

( is he blushing? he's blushing. )

that's early sweet to hear

but admittedly it worries me also
cause like
I can disappoint you really easily too, if you already hate pretty much everything

[ omg james do not be trying to ruin the cute cheesy moment he just had 😤 in which he actually let himself be cute and cheesy. ]

the problem with that is you'd have to disappoint me first
and i'm pretty sure that's impossible, so