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[he really did think it was going to be a nude, only to get all "i don't know what i expected" at his facebook mom graphic. (he loves it, shhh.) ]

"my love"? getting pretty forward there, huh

how big are big plans?
you didn't have to do anything though, you know

[floresco]

Well, there weren't any happy birthday my giant grouchy boyfriend ones that had the right amount of glitter!

It's a surprise. You're going to have to wait and see 😘

But you're my love?

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just make one next time, i have faith in you. add black glitter, too 😎

this better not be a weird surprise

[ he says, pretty sure she knows he would love any "weird" surprise. he's a chump. straight up feta cheese. ]

i dunno i just wasn't expecting it
even in sparkly picture form
but yknow
you too

[ like taylor swift, he gets older but never wiser 😔 a dumbass. ]

[floresco]

Do I seem like somebody who's going to give you a weird surprise?

Me too huh?